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Need some last minute terrible gift ideas? I’ve got you covered!

Fair warning, if you take any of the ideas seen here today – I am not responsible.

Nope.

This is the warning right here, right now – do NOT do these things.

I mean it.

I won’t be held responsible if you take my bad advice.

Alright, here we go.

15. An Appliance

Have you ever watched a sitcom? Have you ever met a woman?

The only time I’ve ever seen a woman happy to get an appliance was one Christmas when my Nana and Mom were gifted early with a stand mixer for all the cookies they were baking. That they have previously been making by hand.

Only time.

14. Car Parts

Unless she’s a car fanatic and has been saving for this one part to finish her classic car she adores.

DON’T.

This is a you gift, not a her gift.

13. Ballet/Plays

Unless he’s an artsy type and loves the theater or she loves theater. Don’t. You’ll put them to sleep!

12. Self-Help Book

Ever noticed bookstores do this?

For some holidays, they’re like you need to be a better person or give this to someone who needs to be a better person.

Why would anyone want that as a gift?!

I wouldn’t.

I might actually be insulted.

11. Regift

Give them something you didn’t want in the first place. Give them something some else probably didn’t want in the first place.

How lovely.

Nothing says ‘I forgot about Valentine’s Day and I read this terrible list of the worst gift ideas so I wrapped this label maker for you.’

10. Soap!

Nothing says clean up your act better than soap!

Especially, if they’re allergic to the soap! I can’t think of anything better!

9. Book

Does your sweetie hate reading? Do they loathe anything to do with books? Might as well buy them a whole stack of something that can collect dust for years on end or until you break up because you clearly don’t know each other at all.

8. Exercise Equipment

Once again, sending a message you may want to avoid. Your other half may be saying they want to get in shape and they wish they could find time to go the gym or wish they had one at home!

Don’t do this for a holiday! Are you out of your mind?

Some people might love this gift.

*cough* me *cough*

But I have discovered through a lot of research and time spent living in the world, that I am weird, and most people would take this like ‘you’re fat’ and ‘get in shape.’

Whereas I think, ‘oh, you’re trying to keep me healthy. How sweet.’

Perspective is important.

7. Wood

Again, I might find this to be a lovely gift.

However, unless they are a woodworker or need it. You’ll probably just confuse them. They’ll say thank you because they’re so lost by this gift they can’t say anything else.

6. Tire Rotation

Ah, the gift of good traction. Sounds good, right?

I don’t want you to die because I like you. See, not everyone thinks that way. Add some jewelry or tickets to a game. But don’t make this the gift.

5. Divorce Papers

Ouch.

Just ouch.

Could you picked another day? The one before? Or after? Come on. This is just mean.

4. Bad News

Avoid bad news, like my mom is coming to live with us or I got fired or ‘I shrunk the kids.’ You know, the typical problems we face. Save it for another day, don’t gift that one on Valentine’s Day Dinner.

3. Surprise Trip

Not just any surprise trip, one you’re taking without your other half.

You’re going away for a vacation without them. You need a break from them.

Why are you even together if you’re gifting things at this end of the list?

2. The Wrong Gift

Don’t mix up the gifts if you’re two timing someone.

Now, that would be embarrassing. Not to mention, tough to explain.

I wouldn’t want to be in those shoes. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near those shoes.

1. A Car

No matter what the commercials tell you, this is probably not a good idea.

You’re going to get this wrong. Unless you know everything about what they want for a car, you will not get it right. Not to mention there’s the confusion about paying.

Am I paying for this very expensive gift now? The insurance? Am I locked into this very expensive gift? What if I can’t afford it?

Maybe that’s why I haven’t purchased it yet?

I feel like this a landmine you don’t want to step on.

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