1. Humidity
For some reason, this summer it’s worse than ever!
There’s nothing I hate more than stepping outside and immediately getting soaked with sweat. Or getting swamp ass.
Ugh, this makes summer unbearable.
2. Not Long Enough
The nice weather never seems to last long enough to do all the things you want to do in the summer.
Like camping, hiking, hanging out by the fire, going to the drive-in, and so much more.
Never enough time to squeeze it all in.
3. Bugs
Oh, jeez bugs.
Mosquitos hunting me down night after night.
Ants invading my house.
Bees attacking my dinner.
Damn things everywhere while I try to enjoy the outdoor summer fun. Not to mention, bug repellant smells awful. So either you stink or you’re eaten alive.
I’m not liking my choices here.
4. Yard Work
Why does the winter always make the backyard a mess?
Got to clean up the leaves. A branch has fallen. Take out the chairs. Damn it, the grass has overgrown while I was doing everything else.
Why won’t the lawnmower start?
Did that tree grow? I don’t remember smacking my head on it on the way to my car before.
So much to do, so little summertime. Why, oh, why?
5. No AC
Ever had this happen?
Summer is going along and your AC dies. The stores are out, and people are demanding outrageous prices on Marketplace?
So you’re left sitting in a puddle of your own sweat in your house? Yuck.
Or the AC in your car dies?
And you drive to work daily in the hot summer afternoons sweating through your work clothes, so you look like a drowned rat when you show up to work.
How lovely.
6. Work
Nothing worse than working on what feels like the nicest day of the entire summer.
So you just sit and stare longing out the window, imagining all the scenarios of what you would be doing if you weren’t trapped inside.
Maybe the pool, maybe riding your motorcycle, maybe reading a book outside in your hammock, or who really cares? You’d just be outside!
7. Neighbors
There’s nothing worse than neighbors spoiling some good summer fun.
Too loud parties. The smell of something terrible wafting into your yard. Or not be able to enjoy the outdoors without someone talking to you incessantly.
Or the neighbor who mows his lawn at three in the morning.
Don’t be that person!
8. Not Having Pool
At least if you don’t have AC, you can cool off in a nice pool somewhere. Right?
Except what if you don’t have one.
Ugh, I can’t think of a more cruel fate.
9. Riding Season
It’s never long enough.
Much like summer itself.
Because the hot days are too hot for riding with full gear or getting stuck in traffic with your air-cooled motorcycle.
But there’s also the days when it rains, and rains, and rains endlessly.
All in all, I think there’s ten perfect riding days in the summer. And some of them, you’ll get stuck working.
10. Traffic
There’s nothing worse than summer traffic.
Every holiday is jam packed with bumper to bumper traffic. If you have no AC there’s nothing worse.
You may as well be in Hell.
Sweating stuck in the car and no music on the radio.
Ugh.
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