1. Allegies
Why?
Every fall I get sick. It never fails. Never.
I hate it. My nose gets itchy. I sneeze. A lot.
My eyes water. And forget being useful during that time. Gah.
I hate it. Do you?
2. Pumpkin Spice
So much freaking pumpkin spice.
It appears before fall even arrives. Heralding the season like the doom spreader it is.
Pumpkin spice everything. Everywhere. All the time.
And people go so gah-gah over it. Like, no. It’s disgusting!
I will especially pass on pumpkin spice flavored things paired with chocolate. Gross.
3. Indecisive Weather
Is it hot? Is it cold?
Who knows?
Not the weatherman! Not me! And certainly not the weather itself. Wear a sweater in the morning, sweat in the afternoon, or rain. This is the season where anything can and will happen.
Good luck picking out outfits!
4. School
Is there anything worse?
School returns every fall, bringing all of the suck that goes with it.
There’s nothing worse than being trapped in a place you hate for seven hours a day, with everyone else who also hates it. Being forced to learn crap you don’t want to or crap you’ll never need.
Sounds like fun.
5. Leaves
They get everywhere!
They’re on my car. They’re on the road, making it hard to ride my motorcycle.
They’re in the mailbox!
And the worst part – you have to pick them up or they’ll be here to annoy you come spring. But even worse after sitting around for months and months.
How lovely.
6. Rain, Mud
Why is fall and spring so muddy?
Spring the ground defrosts and is a constant mud puddle.
Fall, leave cover the mud so you unsuspectingly step right in it as you’re headed to work in your nice shoes.
There’s so much rain and odd weather, the ground always seems a bit mucky than it does in summer or winter.
7. Summer Is Over
The summer has come to an end.
Soon the chill in the air will remind the heat is over with and the time for outdoor shenanigans is almost over.
Well, thanks for showing up with that foreboding sense of doom!
8. Christmas
Pumpkin Spice and Halloween have arrived in the truckloads.
But hot on their heels is the stores popping out the Christmas decorations!
Last year, I saw them sitting next to each other.
And Halloween wasn’t on clearance yet!
It’s too soon! Back the Christmas truck up, please!
9. Chores
Guess what?
Winter is right around the corner.
Got to pick up those leaves. Take your summer stuff in to the shed. Pack up the pool. Basically, you have to winterize your backyard by putting the fun away until next year.
Worst chores ever.
Not to mention, you have to look at your trees around your house and decide if one of them might be planning to kill you during the winter.
10. Outdoor Activities
Say goodbye to outdoor fun.
No motorcycle riding. No softball. No pool. No fun outside in t-shirts.
Nope. Soon you’ll be buddled up tightly if you want to head outside.
And if you don’t like freezing your butt off, you’ll be inside until spring!
That cannot be good for one’s mental health.
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